Saturday, February 06, 2010

Eps. 191: DON'T BLINK!!!!!

Thursday 2/4/2010
Guests: Channing Tatum, Aubrey Plaza, Hot Chip

*Jimmy once again was very giggly!!!

*In the monologue Jimmy addressed: Obama's mother in law will continue to live in the white house/ "buy Ford because Toyota is trying to kill you"/ ABBA World, a park in London/ Corn beef, if eaten for breakfast, will help you lose weight.

*NBC is tying to figure out what shows to put in the newly open 10pm time slot every night. Luckily Jimmy has the inside scoop and shared some of the new shows with us.....they are all combos of other successful shows
-Hard Nips with Chris Matthews (Hard Ball with Chris Matthews/Nip Tuck)... Higgins wanted to call this "Ball Tuck"!...and jimmy began to giggle.
-The Ghost Flasher (The Ghost Whisperer and Flash Forward)
-E.D.: Erectile Dysfunction (Men of a Certain Age and ER)... "If this show lasts more than 4 hours, call a doctor."
-Skank Tank (Shark Tank/Secret Diary of a Call Girl)
-Wake and Bake Lake (Wake Up with All/Weeds/The Lake)
Jimmy giggled his way through the whole segment!

*During "Freestyle'n with The Roots: Olympics Edition" we met Amanda (she put the moves on Jimmy, and he liked her "blue leopard tank thingy") who like hockey and wants to live in Tiland and Lavell who named a new snowboarding trick "The Triple Board Skip". Amanda's song was a smooth R&B track while Lavell's was in the style of a 90's boy band...Jimmy did some sweet dancing. Lastly there was a big guy named Michael who wants to win a medal in gymnastics and where a pink figure skating outfit; his song was a tribute to Bob Marley.

*Channing Tatum taught us some of the acting advice that his dad (who is not an actor) told him...."DON'T BLINK...GREAT ACTOR'S DON'T BLINK. DID STEVEN MCQUEEN BLINK, NOPE....DON'T BLINK!!! his dad was in the movie (Dear John) and got to say one line... he took it very seriously. Channing and Jimmy played "random object 3pt shoot out" and Channing won.

*Aubrey Plaza shared that she used to follow her grade school Principal home in a box...she also does a weird impression of Joy Behar

*Hot Chip performed with The Roots. They sounded pretty good together live.

Friday, February 05, 2010

Eps. 190 Why the seas are blue, and gods cocaine

Wednesday night's show started with a BANG, Guest love's "?uestions". He started with the meaning of life, and the reason the seas are blue, which is his own evil doing when he murdered the smurfs and dumped thier bodies. I really wish we could meet so I can show him my anger. I just loved those little blue creepy people teaching me true life lessons.

Again he shocked us with thoughts of winning a talent show while he was naked, and how snow is god's cocaine. Drumers are so wacked out... which is the best form of comedy, or ones to pick on and writers make up stuff for and can pull it off like reality, I guess. This was the best intro to "dance you hats and gloves off", which makes people jump jiggle and shake off hats and gloves without touching them, while dancing to music... he who must not be named cant even come close to all this amazingness.

And now the rest of the episode in 60 words.
Jessica Alba understands the game of beer pong from audience, then doesnt even get any cups to Jimmy's two, and apparently is weird to kiss your friend (Ashton Kutcher) in a movie. Really... is it that hard? Michales Strahan's feet talk to his socks... shocker, then him and Jimmy agree on the Saints for the super bowl. Haper Simon performed?

Go to latenightwithjimmyfallon.com to watch the full episode.

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Eps. 189: Spit Takes, Groundhog Love'n And Throwing Snow At Al Roker

Tuesday 2/2/2010
Guests: Meredith Vieira, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Motion City Soundtrack


*Jimmy was very chatty tonight. He was laughing a lot and was being very silly with Higgins.

*In the monologue Jimmy addressed: doppelganger week on facebook/John Edwards/a cat with a knee replacement/golf balls with Tiger Woods' mistresses on them.

*Since The Oscar nominations were announced earlier that morning so Jimmy decided to pick the winners. He picked Avatar to win Best Picture and Best Director and believes that Jeff Bridges will win Best Actor. For Best Actress, he had a lot of trouble picking; he and Higgins both admitted that not only did they not see Helen Mirren in The Last Station...but they didn't even know what it was! lol He narrowed it down to Sandra Bullock and Meryl Streep eventually picking Streep.

* In honor of Groundhog day, Captain Kirk sang a very sexual song .... jimmy was embarrassed but not shocked.

* During the game Competitive Spit takes this one guy's spit take looked with a scene from the film The Perfect Storm.... seriously..... but they won so it was worth it.

*Meredith Vieira's son Gabe is prob mortified that his mother told a story about him peeing in public as a child. Vieira and Jimmy made an Oscar bet: If The Hurt Locker wins Best Picture she gets to spit take in Jimmy's face and if Avatar wins, he gets to spit take in her face....what happens when Up In The Air wins???? (that's right i said it!) Jimmy then played two fun games with Vieira. He asked her 3 questions from Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (which she hosts during the day) and she got a question wrongs lol. They also played an intense game of snowball throwing; Jimmy won 55 to 30 because he hit the moving Al Rocker target and got 50 points!

*Jesse Tyler Ferguson interview was about 2 minutes long...honestly, the only thing memorable was that he said he didn't wash his hands...or something like that.....oh, and he told some story about seeing Hilary Swank in a car.

*i fell asleep during Motion City Soundtrack....... yet i awoke when they finished and stayed up till a little after 5am..... i wonder what that says about their performance?

6-bee eps 1

Late Night's new parody series is "6-bee"; a spoof of the very popular and critically acclaimed Fox musical dark comedy.



Jimmy and the Late Night gang need $375 to buy cue cards. After talking to the assistant director of financial accounting, played by Fred Armisen, Jimmy realizes that if he wants cue cards he will have to take matters into his own hands. So how will they get the money- they will enter Glee Club sectionals! so what if they have never sung together, performed together, that some of them can't even sing and that one of them is blind in one eye!?! SO WHAT? Jimmy convinces them that they have worked too hard to let the show fail and they all decide to enter sections- because they are special. The eps ends in a fantastic cover of "Living on a Prayer". Jimmy, Miles, Bashir, Higgins and SNL's Abby Elliot have memorable solos.

Jimmy

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Eps. 188: Clock suckers and double dutch

Whats cell phone shoot? Its just another genius game, this one a cross between slot machines and cellphone tag and with really super dooper prizes. The dad won.... THE clock sucker, girl in the green shirt was the big winner, getting a basket of eggs (hopefully she wont use them as the metaphor for her dating life).

And now the last night's (monday) show in 60 words. GO...... 6-bee launched, Rosario Dawson made Quest Love smile and double timed Higgins and Jim-boy in double dutch (Higgins- father or Jimmy's sidekick in crime?), Tony Siragusa talked superstitions for the Superbowl while an audience member thinks slimy 2-week worn underwear is "yummy" and NKOTB once again is only loved by the ones they wooed Back on the old Block... "sorry".