Eps 218: Not what I expected... pure dissappointment.

March Madness has upset the entire nation just as Sandra's cheating husband?

On Celebrity Apprentice, Darryl Strawberry was kicked off because he was exhausted. I don't know who that is, I really only watched it the first season and was done with that show because it is just ridiculous how many times Omarosa comes back. She scares me and I cant risk seeing her just for the nightmares to come back where she was my future evil boss.

Slow Jam the news with Brian Williams was an instant hit, jamming about the signing in of the health care bill, and Jimmy got Williams to say Mark Weiner, who was the congressman who had white powder sent to him in a package over the weekend. I wish I could say that the next segment with Santana was exciting and hilarious, but instead of a hit, it was a miss. Sorry Jimmy, but mustaches in a fighting ring... seriously?

Jeff Goldbloom talked about long-short hair, hair plugs, and toupees for the first few minutes of his interview. Not like your days during Jurassic Park, Goldbloom you have lost your spark and yet you still have that dorky kid handsomeness. Playing the piano and skating with Jimmy is not cool either, not cool.

Jennifer Morrison was inspired in kindergarten to be on stage and wanted to be on Broadway ever since, now she is. AND has a twitter, who is also jealous of Abigail Breslins YoAbbaAbba twitter name.

Julian Casablancas... on tour now, check it out here.

Sorry, there is not video. I did that for a reason, to spare you from a bed episode.

No Jimmy this week...

In lieu of the Olympics taking over NBC and no Jimmy, it is a great opportunity to show the amazing efforts of Jim-boy and the luge.

Even though this was taped at the beginning of December its spirit still stands today as an image on NBC's main page for the Olympics. This was also brought up in a recent conversation with Brian Williams on the show. Williams proved how in control and respected Jimmy is to his production staff and others because during the segment he was mostly taped from the waist up in the luge spankie.

And now I present... or NBC does... and Jimmy.... Lugging From the Streets.

Eps 192: Boring Columbia students and sleeping with Al Roker

Starting with Brian Williams slow jamming the news with Jimmy and the Roots about Obama's budget, the show led into Jim's week long thank you card writing time. But before thanking apple for the shaq-sized Iphone=the Ipad, boxes of chocolates, lasors and typewriters, Jimmy slow jammed with Williams about Obama's back door policy and the need for shrinkage for the $12.1 trillion debt... but dont worry all of it had to do with *politics*. Maybe Obama should thank Funyons like Jimmy did and then he would need to deal with back door policies.
Scholars from Columbia Univ. also invaded the show but needed a bost to their elbowpad and wine drinking hats imediately as they started talking...



Now 60 exciting words plus an added 15 just because.... Traveling to Haiti Brian Williams slept with Al Roker in a tent on the airport tarmack proving his devotion to our country and journalism. Williams travels with backup ipods, favors Pauly-D, and confesses he lacks a back tattoo. Amanda Seyfried was honored to be with Channing Tatum in NC for two months... with his shirt off. *tear*. Comedian Sean Patton likes to passout instead of standing up for a fight, oh and hes from New Orleans.