Eps 212: Ted Danson and Battle of no-name instant bands

Happy Friday.. ITS Weekly thanks you card writing time and these are my favorites:
-vegan food, tasting like microwave paper towels and healthy alternative
-leaf blowers, making me look like that lamest ghost buster, I ain't afraid of no leaves
-this week, for being diversity week here at NBC.....
-people who insists on showing ultrasounds of their unborn child. they all look the same, like charcoal drawings of an alien

Jimmy made a second to tell us to always remember the Siena Saints, who lost to Purdue, because it is good to remember the team that you have never heard of due to the hundreds of schools with less than 3,500 students.

Now playing: The Battle of the Instant bands. They were formed from the lines getting into the show from musicians and had about 30 min to come up with a name and song.

30 Rockin. Amnesia

Larry Bird and Champagne jam. Doin it late night


Ted Danson's interview was not that interesting. I guess it was due to not really knowing what they were talking about. But the next segment was a "boring interview with Ted Danson". I did not see any difference between the real one and the one that was staged. The only funny part was when Jimmy couldn't stop laughing

Kara DioGuardi was interesting. I did not know that she went to school to be a lawyer, then decided to me an artist and ended up writing songs for Kelly Clarkson, Gwen Stefani, Celine Dion and more chart toppers...

Air performed an interesting song in which they sad "love" in a soft voice a lot. It sounded like a baby-making some if you ask me.

Eps. 211: Not dancing hard enough and bloody marrys.

Jimmy announced that late night will stick behind the 13th seat Siena Saints from Siena college in upstate New York for march madness and roots performed a song about player president aka coach, Fran McCaffery. The Siena Ricola horn blowers... Horatio Sans and some other dude.... also showed their support on the show.

Dance your hats and gloves off - no one got any of their yellow accessories off and all got scores of ZERO. Audience applause decided winner. Not the best segment....

Lucy Liu is in God of Carnige on Broadway, was in a movie with Jimmy called "The Year of Getting to Know Us" and learned how to play beer pong from Jimmy.

Gene Simmons showed Jimmy how to look sexy and get all the girls, by acting like you were constipated. He also acted like he was the interviewer. OH, and he showed everyone his ginormous tongue = gross.

Universal Record Database came to the show for Jimmy + guests to break world records:
-Bench pressing a dog 30 times in 30 seconds.
-Most basketballs held at once by a basket ball team - 35 balls.
-Longest time two dudes touched noses 10 hours 34 minutes 55 seconds.
-Largest Bloody Marry garnish by a late night host. Jimmy was a giant stick of celery

Best part of the show, when Jimmy was signing out in in the giant bloody marry, and Horatio Sans jumped in and then Jimmy acted like a basketball hoop as he was being lifted out of the enormous drink.