No Jimmy this week...

In lieu of the Olympics taking over NBC and no Jimmy, it is a great opportunity to show the amazing efforts of Jim-boy and the luge.

Even though this was taped at the beginning of December its spirit still stands today as an image on NBC's main page for the Olympics. This was also brought up in a recent conversation with Brian Williams on the show. Williams proved how in control and respected Jimmy is to his production staff and others because during the segment he was mostly taped from the waist up in the luge spankie.

And now I present... or NBC does... and Jimmy.... Lugging From the Streets.

Eps 197: Your voice is so low and cool, here have some helium.

Where am I? LATE.. not the time of day or part of the title of Jimmy's show, but the name of the latest mini-series. The series premiere was almost identical to the show "Lost". Everything to moving music, Jeff and Jane = Jack and Kate... someones legs getting stuck, someone (Higgins) not breathing and the elevator blowing up. Oh and this is based on the true story of how a group of people survive a horrible elevator crash onto the mysterious 10th floor. duhn duhn.



But before the premiere, Jimmy needed some time to write his thank you cards for the week. "thank you Olympic rings for showing fruit loops what they are capable of becoming if they really apply themselves." Also in the line-up was figure skating for being like if hockey came out of the closet, and to John Mayer in his Playboy article for finally putting the rummer that he is an ass to rest, NOT.

The rest of the show consisted of guests inhaling helium.... well, because its cool, if Jimmy's doing it then why don't we all. I came to the conclusion that Selena Gomez sounds like Fran from The Nanny.

And now ladies and gentlemen... or just the one person that reads it, 60 miraculous words to sum up a little circus called Late Night with Jimmy Fallon... Wolfman Benicio Del Toro is surprisingly funny, "Hey double trouble, wanna ride" with helium assisting. Selena Gomez can finally say she is on an Emmy winning show... and her new single with The Scene isn't kiddie bop anymore. Super bowl champ Reggie Bush and "entrepreneur" Kim Kardashian are just awkward, but more so with inhaling helium and easy targets for the press.

Eps 196 "Happy Valentine's day to you...here's a picture of my kidneys"

Thursday 2/11/2010
Guests: John Lithgow, Jessica Szohr, Neon Indian


My fav late Nite skit is "Bothered with Robert Pattinson". Jimmy's impression is so dead on and i literally laugh from start to finish. this Valentine's day edtion is nothing short of brilliant....."YOU JACKASS!"



The delight continued when Jimmy decided to treat us to a love ballad called "Cougar Huntn'"......Jimmy sure does look sexy in a cowboy hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




John Lithgow was engaging as usual. Lithgow has so many exciting projects to talk about that he could have been the only guest on the show and it would have been a secess. Jessica Szohr wasn't memerable but she seemed to be very happy to be there., I was so impressed with the musical guest, Neon Indian, that i downloaded their entire album!

Eps 195: Fiece finger skating and product placement

Continuing late night's recognition of the winter Olympics, Jimmy introduced the sport of finger skating. Three audience member's routines included such moves as the flying Jackson and the bearded snow leopard.

But that was not all of the pre-interview fun. Jimmy's own product placement preacher popped in and gave an marvelous sermon on the importance of the $5 foot long at subway. Can I get a hallelujah!?!?!?

Just Sixty... Legendary talkshow host and writer for Carson, Dick Cavett reminicises the day a guest health expert dropped dead on his show. Project Runway star and designer Christian Siriano proves what hot mess, tranny mess has done for code talking, oh and how it relates to the day he designed an outfit for Lady Gaga's today show appearence. Then alternative band Yeasayer.

Eps 194: Hot Polygamists, Poker Faces and The Dawson

Tuesday 2/09/2010
Guests: Bill Paxton, James Van Der Beek, Jeff Musial, Regina Spektor



James Van Der Beek and Jimmy Fallon as the band "7 degrees Celsius" in an SNL skit in 1999

i'm gonna us a different format tonight; so here we go.....


The show started off with a really short monologue and didn't really have any stand out jokes-this was fine because afterwords Jimmy gifted us with the Spiderman VS. Superman break dance battle....Spiderman was awesome and made me really laugh. i laughed even more when Jimmy joined in and tried to learn how to dance. For some reason i think it's hott when a guy is a goofy dancer (ex: Jimmy Fallon, Steve Carell's dancing in The Office and Dan In Real Life and Paul Dano at the end of Little Miss Sunshine) But the hottness of Jimmy and his dancing did not end because super hottie Bill Paxton was the first guest. Paxton is there promoting his show Big Love on HBO. Big Love is one of my fav shows; it's about a polygamists family. I would just like to say that i am a strong believer in monogamy.... but i'd be more than happy to be one of Bill Paxton's wives! There is a plotline on the show about the family co-owning an Idian casino so Paxton and Jimmy played Liar's Poker and they sang a little "poker face"... Paxton one! The the hottness continued when THE DAWSON aka James Van Der Beek stopped by and he and Jimmy reminisced on when he hosted SNL, "when US magazine was a respected monthly publication", what happens when "Miley Cryrus farts in the wrong direction" and about Dawson's Creek. The Night ended with a Genius performance from the gifted and inspiring Regina Spektor. I think Spektor sounds amazing live...she sang "machine"....everyone should go buy her new album "far".

Eps 193: Wrestling with Stephen Colbert and the olympics

Drinking beer lessens the effects of osteoporosis according to a part of the monologue. I guess this is a selling point to college student's parents, maybe we will be the healthiest generation minus the immense smoking habits. Going along with fads, "Late" - a spoof of "Lost" was previewed. The first episode will air on Friday, proving that elevators are not safe and never get off on the 10th floor.

The upcoming winter Olympics were a big part of the show, from the snow bobbing event to Colbert's followers recent adoption of the US speed skating team. Bobbing for medals in a pool of snowballs just meets the classification for honoring this worldwide event. Congrats Jim, and Colbert is a comedic genius and a classy guy that stepped up when a dutch bank slipped out as the speed skating team's sponsor.

Late Night also recognized the Tea Party Convention in Tenn. over the weekend with Tea Party Karaoke. Audience members recited words of speakers at the convention to a tune, they really know how to pick out the most ridiculous ones. end of subject.

Now highlights in 60 words... Glamour magazine results, Do Jimmy- Dump Conan- Marry Colbert, means women would cheat on Colbert with Jimmy because hes "totes hot". Jimmy and Colbert wrestle in elevators. Willie Garson, Jobless in the US? Go to Bogota, Columbia? Wine and a french accent make the show better in cooking segment with Eric Ripert. Jimmy stores his house phone in the toaster oven.

Eps 192: Boring Columbia students and sleeping with Al Roker

Starting with Brian Williams slow jamming the news with Jimmy and the Roots about Obama's budget, the show led into Jim's week long thank you card writing time. But before thanking apple for the shaq-sized Iphone=the Ipad, boxes of chocolates, lasors and typewriters, Jimmy slow jammed with Williams about Obama's back door policy and the need for shrinkage for the $12.1 trillion debt... but dont worry all of it had to do with *politics*. Maybe Obama should thank Funyons like Jimmy did and then he would need to deal with back door policies.
Scholars from Columbia Univ. also invaded the show but needed a bost to their elbowpad and wine drinking hats imediately as they started talking...



Now 60 exciting words plus an added 15 just because.... Traveling to Haiti Brian Williams slept with Al Roker in a tent on the airport tarmack proving his devotion to our country and journalism. Williams travels with backup ipods, favors Pauly-D, and confesses he lacks a back tattoo. Amanda Seyfried was honored to be with Channing Tatum in NC for two months... with his shirt off. *tear*. Comedian Sean Patton likes to passout instead of standing up for a fight, oh and hes from New Orleans.