Eps. 211: Not dancing hard enough and bloody marrys.

Jimmy announced that late night will stick behind the 13th seat Siena Saints from Siena college in upstate New York for march madness and roots performed a song about player president aka coach, Fran McCaffery. The Siena Ricola horn blowers... Horatio Sans and some other dude.... also showed their support on the show.

Dance your hats and gloves off - no one got any of their yellow accessories off and all got scores of ZERO. Audience applause decided winner. Not the best segment....

Lucy Liu is in God of Carnige on Broadway, was in a movie with Jimmy called "The Year of Getting to Know Us" and learned how to play beer pong from Jimmy.

Gene Simmons showed Jimmy how to look sexy and get all the girls, by acting like you were constipated. He also acted like he was the interviewer. OH, and he showed everyone his ginormous tongue = gross.

Universal Record Database came to the show for Jimmy + guests to break world records:
-Bench pressing a dog 30 times in 30 seconds.
-Most basketballs held at once by a basket ball team - 35 balls.
-Longest time two dudes touched noses 10 hours 34 minutes 55 seconds.
-Largest Bloody Marry garnish by a late night host. Jimmy was a giant stick of celery

Best part of the show, when Jimmy was signing out in in the giant bloody marry, and Horatio Sans jumped in and then Jimmy acted like a basketball hoop as he was being lifted out of the enormous drink.

Eps 210: St Patty's day cheer

Jimmy always has St. Patty's day, and our snake wrangler, Samuel L. Jackson, getting pumped for March Madness, iPhone heart attack. Irish Spring Breaker, the song - Jimmy's rendition of an his grandfathers Irish tale of spring break in Daytona Beach.

Wheel of Carpet Samples as always is the ridiculous game of spinning carpet samples. But they did win $300 to the Apple store.

Dakota Fanning was also promoting the new movie The Runaways, like her bestie did the night before, Kristen Stewart. She really has grown up, but even playing a girl older than her years in a movie does not give her permission to wear a dress way too short for this interview.

After Dakota's micro swinging lesson, video questions and a break, Joseph Fiennes made the night better by talking about getting thrashed with bamboo canes by nuns as a kid, and coast guards pointing machine guns at him during a swim for a movie by the statue of liberty. It was a very very interesting interview.... the most of the week. I just think I'm biased because I love every movie that he has ever done (well, the ones that I have seen). He also promoted his show "Flash forward".

The XX performed - have not heard of them and did not care for it.

Eps 209: Babies are born with the skill of dance, and their favorite place to get down....

...all up IN their crib. bahaha (I thought that was pretty clever for a monologue) That's why I love Jimmy, its not always pure news and/or gibberish like the other "ones".

NEWS ALERT: The week of May 10-14 is Rolling Stones week in honor of the rerelease of Exhile on Mainstreet. Every night a new musical artist/group will cover one of the album's songs.

Late: Episode 3 started just after they find out that they are not alone the mysterious 10th floor from the copy machine. Higgins gets dragged kidnapped and dragged away during his quest for a recycling bin for all the "you are not alone" print offs. When the others go looking for them, the meet creepy redhaired glasses man and that creepy guy meets other guy with glasses and they realize they love the sam numbers. At the end Jeff sees another Jeff with a mustache through a doorway... dun dun!

Kristen Stewart was akward as usual and promoted her new movie with Dakota Fanning, The Runaways, where she played Joan Jet. The amazing things that the Bees Gees have accomplished and Jimmy's SNL Barry Gibb talk show skit took the conversation to the end of the segment where they all sang together. Dr. Drew from Celebrity Rehab also came and talked about Celebrity Rehab and Sober House, and the struggles in helping the addicts.

The Script is one of my favorite bands and this is why... enjoy.

Eps 208: Charades and the Jersey Shore

Charades = my favoirte couples game. Jimmy Fallon, Higgins and guests Tony Collette, Julianne Moore duked it out in a hilarious challenge of who is the best at guessing/acting out. I like that everyone was really good sports about it and was not too competitive (or they were really good at not showing it).Oh, and Tony was saved from knowing about the Jersay Shore, because she has the excuse of living in another country.



SO, in 70 words: the rest of the show... In "Obama Expressions" the common "determined yet hopeful" face was turned into "Me want health care", "We just saw Biden in the shower", "Hurry, Hurry! Untag me! I'm frozen!" facial expressions. Julianne Moore was called hoodsie back when she was in school in Boston and really knows the ways of the Boston accent. Tony Collette is from Austraia and survives adventures of sharks and spiders that live in pools.

Eps 207: Amy Winehouse's new clothing line, and grandma's DUI

Weekly thank you notes to: Carlos Slimm, richest man on earth for having a pimp name. receipts from best buy, for being unsuccessfully long,"eyebrows for being there, without you we would all look weird", and thank you notes to birthday cards. I have a hard time understanding where he gets all these ideas... or his writers.

Cell phone shootout again showed how much your new camera phone comes in handy, because it might win you a piano OR a $5,000 gift card to Subway like the girl from California did..

Parker Posey in the upcoming movie Happy Tears with Demi Moore, talked about her past with Jimmy, who knew that actors go over to each others parents house. We also learned that both Jimmy and his father are named Jim, and his mom and sister are both Gloria... what originality in the family.



Jenny Anny and G-butts = Jason Sudeikis's co-stars in the Bounty Hunter. I'm really excited to see this movie because I love any movie that has a SNL cast member in it. This most likely means that the writers also work in SNL also... which just means that the movie+actors is a great marriage.

Eps 206: Irish dancing in air and babbling by Mikey Moore

Dancing on air.... My #2 favorite segment after Lick it for $10. I never would have noticed just how weird you look dancing without the ground. I have to say that disco dancing is the most acceptable type with flying in the air.



OH Michael Moore, just annoying.. He should never have a bullhorn, and I scorn the person who sold/gave it to him. He is an amazing director, but he just does not need to have his voice magnified. That gives him more power, if that is possible, that is not needed. Capitolism, a Love Story is out on DVD this week, and I am very interested in renting it to watch...

A nerd spokesperson that I have never heard of before also attended the show.. interseting author called Chris Hardwick who also hosts a show on the G4 network.

Broken Bells performed... just another one of the performers that I have been introduced to from wathcing the show.

Eps. 205: slapfights with gerbals

The Roots sported bandges on their hands from the last show when Jimmy fell cutting his hand with broken martini glasses, which to Jimmy looks like he was in a slapfight with a gerbal.

Forest Whitaker has two movies coming out in the upcoming weeks, Repo Man and Our Family Wedding. He also talks about the Oscars and after parties with a close encounter with madonna's dance off. He wishes he was there, while I wonder why this is such an amazing thing to see, still. I think its just the ridiculousness of the evnet, which is what I could get from Jimmy's tone of voice... hmmmm

Rachael Harris was ridiculous as usual... there were too many starts and stops during the interview, which will prob go to the top of my lish of all time bad guests. She was still funny thought with their break-off, which she won. I'd just like to add that I still really like her in the Hangover.

The National = musical guest